The sun came out on Friday. Yes, the sun really came out. I speak literally and metaphorically.
Friday was my much anticipated hair appointment with Allison. Oh, I love this girl. She rocks like Def Leppard did back in the '80's. (actually, they still rock to me). Call me old school.
I was so nervous heading into her shop. Why, you ask? Why?
It was "Back-to-blond" day. For those of you who are not frequent readers of my blog (well, probably all of you)...I dyed my hair brown just after Christmas.
It was fun for about 2 weeks. Then, I started experiencing unusual bleach withdrawals. You know, nausea, vomiting, unexplained rashes. No, not really.
I just missed my blond hair. I have been blond my entire life. Trying darker was something I have always wanted to do. And, I did.
And, I'm done.
The whole week leading up to the appointment I was thinking--my hair will fall out. I could possibly be bald. If it doesn't fall out, it will be orange. If it doesn't turn orange it will be fried....french-fried. If it's not fried, it will look like I got in a fight with a crimping iron and the crimping iron won. If it's.....Okay, I will shut up.
With that said....what's a girl to do?
Trust her fairy-godmother.....I mean hair stylist.
Allison calmly looked at me and said.."Piece of cake..you will LOVE it when I'm done. "
What? That's it? Are you sure?? Look, look real closely...my hair is dark brown.
Like a drill Sargent she instructs me: "Smock on, I will get the bleach ready."
Ohhhhhh, just the word "bleach" got my heart pumping. Bleach, oh bleach-- I have surely missed you, my friend.
3 hours later, yes 3 hours.....and 3 bowls of bleach later....the sun came out. On my head.
I wanted to hug her and kiss her, but I refrained. She rocks. Have I told you that?
So, I know you are dying or shall I say "dyeing" to see the final result. Pardon the corny pun. I couldn't resist. Keep in mind, I was not looking my best. I just rolled out of bed and snapped a picture.....
And there you have it.
still high off 3 bowls of bleach,
Us
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
A Christmas Story--my version....
Ever have one of those moments when you lose your sanity? Probably not. It's probably just me.
I asked for a sewing machine for Christmas. I hear you laughing. Go ahead.
Okay, well I had visions of creating these long beautiful dresses for Presley, new window treatments in every room, and embroidering anything that would hold a stitch. My family would ooh and ahh over my creativity. They would tell me how talented and creative that I was. Ooh, Ahhh, Ooh, Ahh.
You get the picture.
Well, the day after I got my glorious sewing machine it happened. I felt like Ralphie in a Christmas Story. I received the one gift that I was dying to get my chubby little fingers on. Ralphie got shot in the eye, I got a big time reality check.
What was I thinking?? Me, Sew? Oh, good Lord.
One month later, my sewing machine is still sitting in the dining room...in the box. The "Sewing for Dummies" book neatly placed on top. I did read a few pages of the book....and quickly put it down. Okay, this is sewing for dummies?? Then I need a "Sewing for Dumber Dummies".
I called my mother in law and asked her subtly if she happened to have the receipt to the sewing machine that she had gotten me for Christmas. Bury me now. I felt like a quitter, who am I kidding..I am a quitter, but I am totally okay with that. =)
She had the receipt and I got the money for it. Hot dog!! Christmas again!! WooHoo!
So, that's my sewing saga.
It's freeing in a way. I know sewing is not for me. Moving on.
looking for another hobby,
I asked for a sewing machine for Christmas. I hear you laughing. Go ahead.
Okay, well I had visions of creating these long beautiful dresses for Presley, new window treatments in every room, and embroidering anything that would hold a stitch. My family would ooh and ahh over my creativity. They would tell me how talented and creative that I was. Ooh, Ahhh, Ooh, Ahh.
You get the picture.
Well, the day after I got my glorious sewing machine it happened. I felt like Ralphie in a Christmas Story. I received the one gift that I was dying to get my chubby little fingers on. Ralphie got shot in the eye, I got a big time reality check.
What was I thinking?? Me, Sew? Oh, good Lord.
One month later, my sewing machine is still sitting in the dining room...in the box. The "Sewing for Dummies" book neatly placed on top. I did read a few pages of the book....and quickly put it down. Okay, this is sewing for dummies?? Then I need a "Sewing for Dumber Dummies".
I called my mother in law and asked her subtly if she happened to have the receipt to the sewing machine that she had gotten me for Christmas. Bury me now. I felt like a quitter, who am I kidding..I am a quitter, but I am totally okay with that. =)
She had the receipt and I got the money for it. Hot dog!! Christmas again!! WooHoo!
So, that's my sewing saga.
It's freeing in a way. I know sewing is not for me. Moving on.
looking for another hobby,
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